What’s wrong with the Nav, mama
Mike drivin' like he ain't got no llama*
I think the whole club addicted to the llamas
Only attracted to things that'll bring you llamas**
Overseas, yeah? We’re trying to shred green(ism)
But we still got surferists here livin'
In the WSL, the big ASL
Jordy and Medina and the JJF
But if you only have love for your own break
Then you only leave space to water-snake***
And to water-snake only generates hate
And when you hate then you're bound to get your windscreen waxed, yeah.
Session is what you demonstrate
And that's exactly how session works and operates
Man, you gotta have tour just to set it straight
Take control of your board and meditate
Let your soul gravitate to the sesh, y'all, y'all
People drinkin', people chunnin’
Non-members cry and you hear them running
Can you practice on your beach?
Lets dye Mike’s hair again with bleach?
Kate and Julian, Conor help us****
Send some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the tour (Tour)
Where is the tour (The Tour) [2x]
Where is the tour, the tour, the tour.
ROLL UP, ROLL UP for WHEREACOMBE 2018!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, that's quite right, you shall all be asking 'where?' when we arrive at our mystery location for the first tour of 2018!
For the low, low price of £55, we can guarantee the following;
- A bed to rest your weary head.
- Transport to a mystery location.
- Banter by the bucketload.
- At least one very cold surf.
So if you think this sounds like the event for you, keep an eye on this page for signups on Wednesday Week 2 at 12!!!!
Then, turn up at Bar Fusion at 3pm ON THE DOT for an early departure.
J & M xoxox
-Tour, Week 3 weekend.
-Bar fusion at 3pm.
*As you know, llamas come from Wales, and we assume that Mike, in his llamaless state, felt it necessary to make a detour last BUCS.
**We really struggled to rhyme all this, so Llamas.
***To drop in or paddle round.
****YES THERE WILL BE SO MANY OLD BOYS ON TOUR